Ever wonder about the connection between the Super Bowl, the Mayan apocalypse, the Nephilim, Madonna, Roman mythology, and Satanism? If you’re like me, then you haven’t, but someone else has it all figured out.
I tried to sketch this conspiracy theory on the board for students in the conspiracy theories class. I ran out of room.
[Spoiler alert: Eli Manning is the Anti-Christ. No joke. Which I think makes Peyton Manning, not Tim Tebow, Jesus in this scenario.]